Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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