the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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