big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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