Please, let me fuck your mom
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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