my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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