I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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