i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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