i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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