last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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