i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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