I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
He had one of those small greek statue penises
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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