Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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