it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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