i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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