someone get that fucking seahorse.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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