How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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