i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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