That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Let's paint friendship bongs
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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