Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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