when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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