He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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