If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
It's never too late to be topless.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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