Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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