just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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