he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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