If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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