i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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