I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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