Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
