he thought i was a dude.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
