My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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