CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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