it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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