That's intense
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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