I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Your tits are I can't wait for
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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