So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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