I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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