return my video game
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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