Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
