Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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