sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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