For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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