i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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