you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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