Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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