I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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