All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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