In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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