So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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