Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
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Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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