I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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