I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just found puke in my bra..
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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