You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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