I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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