piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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