She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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